Resolutions (And Why the Gym Isn’t Crowded This Week)

For some reason, people think they can get into shape by going to the gym. Do you want to know what the best way is to lose weight? Stop eating so much.

It’s a basic law of supply and demand. If you lower the amount that is in the supply, you’ll lower the amount that is saved (in the form of body fat). But people continue to buy into the idea of putting their faith in a new “miracle diet”. Sad, really.

I made the resolution to make a few podcasts this year. I will. Maybe not as many as I wanted to, but it’s not because I’ve already blown the resolution. It’s because I spent over an hour trying to figure out what to call the silly thing. Following through with this one is problematic. It is still untitled.

Another resolution was to write every day. That didn’t exactly happen on Saturday. Or Sunday. But I already told you that there’s absolutely no reason to worry about posting daily. It doesn’t make me feel better about missing out on imparting my wisdom to the masses.

*Checks WordPress Stats*

*Cries*

*Warms comfort food in microwave*

Say, did I tell you about wanting to follow the great American dream of punching my boss in the face becoming my own boss? Writing: the job of all responsible drunks!™ And me. Responsible alcoholics and me–great combination there.

Actually, more has happened for the drunkards. Still working on my first 30,000 word masterpiece. So far—I have a title. A working title. A probable working title that really needs work.

*Cries*

*Warms more comfort food in microwave*

Not really burning up the notecards. Or plotting. Or character development. In fact, I think I’m up to…30,000 words to go! Joy! Practically ready for the agent.

*Cries*

*Eats comfort food still half—frozen*