Working draft copy from my latest PSA gig:
--DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS UNDER 25 AND SOMEWHAT INCULCATED IN THE CULTURE?
--CHANCES ARE THAT YOU SEE WILL SEE CULTURALLY RELEVANT YOUNG PEOPLE IN PUBLIC SITUATIONS.
--SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN BE CULTURALLY RELEVANT.
--FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FAMILIAR WITH GIVING DAPS, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING THE PERSON AT THE PARTY THAT RUINS IT BY TURNING UP THAT MUSIC SO THAT IT IS FAR, FAR TOO LOUD JUST WENT UP 300%.
--THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE THREE TIMES MORE LIKELY TO GET THE PARTY STARTED JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN INNATE RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYBODY WHO IS AS YOUNG AND AS HIP AS YOU.
--LOUD MUSIC AND PARTYING HARD ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE PANIC, NAUSEA, HEARING LOSS, AND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
--DON'T BE PART OF THAT STATISTIC.
--BE AWARE, NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE TATTOOS OR WHATEVER IT IS THE KIDS ARE GETTING IN TO THESE DAYS WITH THEIR UN-TUCKED SHIRTS AND THEIR LOUD MUSIC ARE OUT THESE AND KEEP NORMAL HOURS NOT ALL THIS STAYING UP UNTIL 2 AM AND NOT GETTING A JOB.
--THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY CITIZENS UNITED FOR KEEPING OFF MY LAWN WITH THAT LOUD MUSIC WHAT IS WITH KIDS THESE DAYS, www.d3ft.com
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