February 22, 2011
- Shawn Blanc Becomes Full-Time Blogger ✔
- One of the few people on the Internet left that I can still actually stand decides things like food and clothing are merely luxury items. Here’s to hoping that it works out.
February 22, 2011
The Internet is buzzing this morning with separate rumors that Apple’s iPad 2 and iPhone 5 will be delayed. The fact is, neither rumor is true.Ahem and ahem.
From what I’ve heard this morning both products are on schedule and will ship when they are supposed to. Only Apple knows exactly when that will be, but the products are not delayed.
February 21, 2011
“It’s just a bunch of sentences!“(Not really Mary Worth)
February 18, 2011
February 17, 2011
In the fun of a new thing from Apple today, a lot of websites linked to the announcement of the addition of subscriptions to the App Store. Like many other intrepid followers of these websites, I clicked on the link.
On my iPhone, I saw this.

Is it just me, or is that really impossible to read? Is there some setting I don’t know about in Mobile Safari for “Make Super-Small Writing Fit on Screen So You Don’t Have to Scroll Sideways Back and Forth?” Or am I the only one with this problem?
Regardless, seems an odd quirk of the Apple website that it doesn’t work well on one of Apple’s flagship products.
Boy, there sure were some people who got really excited about something that everybody already figured out, huh? I was not aware this was a closely-guarded secret. Nor did I know that it was going to doom any products in any other way that wasn’t already happening.
February 15, 2011
#! you keep seeing all over the web really does mess things up. Here’s a simple thing you can do if you are trying to get a searchbot to behave.
Years ago on one of my sites, I noticed Google Feedfetcher constantly trying to load /?action=active&type=RSS in an effort to read the syndicated feed. Since I don’t think there was ever a feed like that there, it wasn’t going to find anything. In fact, since WordPress will try to run anything after the ?, it made it appear to you that it is trying to load index.php (which it was).
My fix was to alter the .htaccess file. You’ll also need some offending user agent, like the Google Feedfetcher. With the aforementioned .htaccess file, and said offending referrer, I wrote this chunk this code to stick in there:
RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} ^Feedfetcher-Google
RewriteRule ^(.*)?$ http://feeds.feedburner.com/d3ft [R,L]
In this case, it will send Feedfetcher (the bot it uses for blog feed search) over to the FeedBurner address.
February 12, 2011
February 11, 2011
4. You don’t need a quote from RSS to appear to be plugged-in.I agree. Stop trying to make something simple into something it isn’t. You can’t monetize everything, believe it or not.
5. RSS won’t hire you when your publication folds.
6. RSS can’t pull strings to get you into Sundance.
February 10, 2011
Hi, everybody. Hope you didn’t crash into a tree or something on the way home from whatever leisure-time activities of the first day of the year.
Or something. I guess I’m saying, “Thanks for not being dead.” Your reward is getting to watch the University of Tennessee’s head coach Derek Dooley say things.
Also from the University of Tennessee, something about sex helping neurotic people.